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    10.  You can try on a different personality at each new job site.

    9.  Eight words: "It was like that when I got here."

    8.  You're only lending your soul, not selling it.

    7.  You don't have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for
    co-workers' weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or their
    children's school, scouts, athletic, and band fund-raising efforts.

    6.  No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo and
    then expects you to wear them.


    5.  You can avoid the internal "war".  I once Temp'd at an office so
    divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn't even speak with the
    other...  it was my job to convey messages between the enemy camps.

    4.  Overtime at time and a half!  Woo-Hoo!

    3.  Leaving at 4:30.

    2.  You frequently get to hear the phrases, "Good job" and "Please
    stay".

    And the NUMBER ONE Advantage of being a Temp...

    1.  You won't be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten!


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    Description:Top Ten Advantages of Being a Temp
    Date Added:05/13/2005