Mocha Bear - Joke

A guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink"

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, as in Just Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because It really Satisfies." The bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX, 'cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD, because Quality is Job one. Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Amazed, the customer thinks for a moment before coming up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."

"The bartender pours the customer a beer, and with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"