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    A Male Driver's Observation:

    I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
    front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
    avoid hitting her.

    This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
    window and flipped the woman off.

    "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

    I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
    anything to me in traffic and here's why:

    I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.

    Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

    Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at
    the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car something like every
    40 feet per lane.

    That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars
    every mile, or 31,424 cars.

    Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
    pass at least another 4000 cars.

    That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

    Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.

    In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their
    period. That's 642.

    According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
    unrewarding. That's 449.

    According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
    seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

    34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

    According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons
    and this number is increasing.

    This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
    has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
    considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
    is armed.

    Flip one off?

    I think not.


    Category:Rated-PG
    Women
    Men
    Automobiles
    PMS

    Description:Logic and Driving
    Date Added:07/10/2001