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Joke...
Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole in with dirt, when her
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you doing, there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's
inside your fucking cat."
Category:
Great
Animals
Rated-PG
Children
Description:
Goldfish
Date Added:
03/18/2002
Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole in with dirt, when her
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you doing, there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's
inside your fucking cat."