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    Subject: OLD FIRE TRUCK

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local
    chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out
    to fire departments from miles around.

    After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president
    approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the
    vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000
    to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

    As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their
    attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the
    president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could
    bring out the company's secret files.

    From the distance a long siren was heard as another fire truck came into
    sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over
    65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the
    chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In
    the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of
    their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never
    seen before.

    After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished
    the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company
    president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked
    over to personally thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each of the
    old men individually the president asked the group what they intended to do
    with the reward money.

    The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first
    thing we're going to do is fix the brakes on that truck!"




















    Category:Great
    Rated-G
    Automobiles

    Description:Fireman Heroes
    Date Added:12/27/2001