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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game in Detroit when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Detroit Tiger fan took off his cap and placed
it over her right breast. The St. Louis fan took of his Cardinal cap and placed
it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Chicago Cub fan took off
his cap and placed it over her crotch.
911 was called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his assessment.
First, he lifted up the Detroit Tigers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes. Next, he lifted the St. Louis Cardinals cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Chicago Cubs cap, replaced
it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it
one last time.
The Detroit fan was getting upset and finally asked," What's the deal, are all
firefighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,
lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the firefighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I look
under an Cubs cap , I find an asshole." |
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| Category: | Cubs
Baseball
Good
Rated-PG |
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| Description: | Baseball Fans |
| Date Added: | 02/13/2003 |
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