Mocha Bear's
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(White and Nerdy)
    Joke...

    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went
    to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
    man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can
    hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, I want to
    hang out with God!" So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
    introduced him to God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" God said,
    "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design
    flaws in your invention:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but
    according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours


    Category:Religion
    Automobiles
    Women
    Men
    Rated-G
    Good

    Description:God Meets Harley
    Date Added:01/21/2003