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    Joke...

    Many e-mail systems will automatically generate a reply for you while you are
    away from your office or on vacation.  Here are some excellent candidates for
    the message to be sent...


    1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get
    the position. Be prepared for my mood.  

    2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
    office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.  

    3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
    until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be
    deleted in the order it was received.

    4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
    first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.  

    5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable
    to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
    again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
    in-duh-viduals did this over and over).  

    6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You
    are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
    approximately 19 weeks.  

    7. I've run away to join a different circus.

    8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When
    I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'
     


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    Description:Out of Office Replies
    Date Added:08/11/2005