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     Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
    and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
    face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for
    a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
    working on that makeup!!! As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
    much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other
    hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
    against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
    fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the
    Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!


    Damn woman drivers!


    Category:Women
    Rated-G
    Automobiles
    Bad

    Description:On the way to work
    Date Added:08/15/2002



Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!


Damn woman drivers!