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    Joke...

    A fifth grade teacher gave her class an assignment:

    Get parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day
    the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

    "Johnny, do you have a story to share with us?" "Yes, Ma'am, my daddy told us a
    story about my Aunt Karen.  She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got
    hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small
    flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the
    way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle
    of twenty enemy troops.  She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran
    out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke, and
    then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy
    tell you from this horrible story?"

    "Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"


    Category:Great
    Alcohol
    Children
    School

    Description:Aunt Karen
    Date Added:05/07/2003