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    Joke...

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his  head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,    

    'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said,  'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of  the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the  supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the  concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several  natural resources.. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify  your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and  think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, 'Lord, I  wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know  how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says  nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'


    Category:God
    Great
    Rated-G
    Women

    Description:Bridge
    Date Added:10/22/2009 01:26:17 PM



A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his  head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,    

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,  'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of  the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the  supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the  concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several  natural resources.. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify  your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and  think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'Lord, I  wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know  how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says  nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'