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    Legless Parrot

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
    It doesn't have
    any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this
    Parrot?"

    The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.

    "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

    "I got every word," says the parrot."I happen to be a highly intelligent,
    thoroughly educated
    bird."

    "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang on to your
    perch without any
    feet?"

    "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I
    wrap my willie
    around this wooden bar like a little hook.

    You can't see it because of my feathers.""Wow" says the guy, "you really can
    understand and
    speak English, can't you!?"

    Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable
    competence on
    almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm
    especially good at
    ornithology.

    You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."The guy looks at the
    $200 price tag.
    "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

    "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me
    cause I don't
    have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

    The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is
    sensational. He
    has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
    everything, he
    sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

    One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and
    motions him over
    with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about
    your wife and
    the postman."

    "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

    "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a
    sheer black nighty
    and kissed him passionately."

    "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

    "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began
    petting her all
    over" reported the parrot.

    "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

    "Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all
    over, starting
    with her breasts and slowly going down..."

    "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

    "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
















    Category:Animals
    Sex
    Marriage
    Rated-PG
    Good

    Description:Got another joke for ya
    Date Added:01/23/2002



 Legless Parrot

 A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have
any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

 The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.

 "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

 "I got every word," says the parrot."I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated
bird."

 "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang on to your perch without any
feet?"

 "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie
around this wooden bar like a little hook.

 You can't see it because of my feathers.""Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and
speak English, can't you!?"

 Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on
almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at
ornithology.

 You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."The guy looks at the $200 price tag.
"Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

 "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't
have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

 The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He
has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

 One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over
with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and
the postman."

 "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

 "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty
and kissed him passionately."

 "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

 "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all
over" reported the parrot.

 "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

 "Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting
with her breasts and slowly going down..."

 "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

 "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."