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    Joke...

    A miner comes into a new town after being in the field for a month. He's
    carrying a sack of gold. The first thing he does is head to the local
    saloon.

    As he approaches the bar he flips the sack of gold on the bar and says "Hey
    barkeep give everybody in the place a drink, I'm going upstairs to take a
    shower. Send up a steak dinner and the prettiest girl in town. Take out a
    few bucks for your troubles."

    The bartender hollers out, "Sorry Mac there aren't any women in town. All
    we got is a Chinaman."

    The gold miner without missing a step up the stairs, answers, "Never mind I
    don't go for that shit."

    The next day the miner is off to the fields and doesn't return for 6 weeks.
    When he returns he has a sack of gold about twice the size as the original
    one.

    Again he heads for the saloon and states, "Hey barkeep give everybody
    whatever they want to drink & eat for the rest of the night. I'm going up
    to my room & take a shower. Send up some food and a couple of the best
    women in town. Take out some gold for your troubles."

    The bartender again bellows out, "Sorry partner we still have no women in
    town. The stagecoach that was bring them in had problems. All we got is
    that Chinaman."

    This time the miner stops about halfway up the stairs, pauses a few seconds
    & says, "Never mind I don't go for that shit".

    The next morning the miner is once again headed to the gold fields. This
    time He's gone for another month & when he returns he has 2 sacks of gold
    both larger than the previous one.

    First stop has him back at the saloon. He enters throws one of the bags on
    the bar & says "Hey barkeep drinks are on me till that bag is gone, keep
    some for yourself. I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Send me up the
    best steak in the house and two of the prettiest women in town."

    Again the bartender says, "Sorry Mac the women never did get here. The only
    thing we got is the Chinaman."

    This time the miner spends at least a minute on the stairs and finally
    says, "OK send the Chinaman up."

    The bartender replies, "That will be $600.00 in advance."

    The miner turns around in disbelief and screams, "WHAT!? $600.00 for a
    Chinaman?"

    The bartender replies, "No Sir, The $600.00 is for the three guys that are
    going to hold the Chinaman down. He don't go for that shit either."


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    Description:The New Year of 1849
    Date Added:01/18/2002



A miner comes into a new town after being in the field for a month.  He's
carrying a sack of gold. The first thing he does is head to the local
saloon.

As he approaches the bar he flips the sack of gold on the bar and says "Hey
barkeep give everybody in the place a drink, I'm going upstairs to take a
shower.  Send up a steak dinner and the prettiest girl in town. Take out a
few bucks for your troubles."

The bartender hollers out, "Sorry Mac there aren't any women in town. All
we got is a Chinaman."

The gold miner without missing a step up the stairs, answers, "Never mind I
don't go for that shit."

The next day the miner is off to the fields and doesn't return for 6 weeks.
When he returns he has a sack of gold about twice the size as the original
one.

Again he heads for the saloon and states,  "Hey barkeep give everybody
whatever they want to drink & eat for the rest of the night. I'm going up
to my room & take a shower.  Send up some food and a couple of the best
women in town. Take out some gold for your troubles."

The bartender again bellows out, "Sorry partner we still have no women in
town.  The stagecoach that was bring them in had problems.  All we got is
that Chinaman."

This time the miner stops about halfway up the stairs, pauses a few seconds
& says, "Never mind I don't go for that shit".

The next morning the miner is once again headed to the gold fields.  This
time He's gone for another month & when he returns he has 2 sacks of gold
both larger than the previous one.

First stop has him back at the saloon. He enters throws one of the bags on
the bar & says  "Hey barkeep drinks are on me till that bag is gone, keep
some for yourself.  I'm going upstairs to take a shower.  Send me up the
best steak in the house and two of the prettiest women in town."

Again the bartender says, "Sorry Mac the women never did get here. The only
thing we got is the Chinaman."

This time the miner spends at least a minute on the stairs and finally
says, "OK send the Chinaman up."

The bartender replies, "That will be $600.00 in advance."

The miner turns around in disbelief and screams, "WHAT!? $600.00 for a
Chinaman?"

The bartender replies, "No Sir, The $600.00 is for the three guys that are
going to hold the Chinaman down.  He don't go for that shit either."