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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast
in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness,
it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street. She passed
by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at
the bar.
The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold
beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
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| Category: | Rated-PG
Good
Alcohol |
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| Description: | Helga |
| Date Added: | 07/17/2001 |
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