Mocha Bear's
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(White and Nerdy)

    Joke...





    It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast
    in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness,
    it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street. She passed
    by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at
    the bar.

    The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

    "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold
    beer."

    The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

    Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"




    Category:Rated-PG
    Good
    Alcohol

    Description:Helga
    Date Added:07/17/2001