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    Joke...

    In my next life, I'm gonna be a bear.

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
    months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
    yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while
    you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
    definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
    bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
    deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that
    you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup..... Gonna be a bear


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    Description:Gonna Be A Bear
    Date Added:11/04/2002