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(White and Nerdy)
    Joke...

    Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at
    his wife and says:  "Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big!  I
    bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.
     
    With that he proceeded to get his measuring tape and measured the grill and
    then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
     
    "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider that the barbacue!!!!
     
    The wife chooses to ignore her husband.  Later that night in bed, Ted is
    feeling a little frisky.  He makes some advances towards his wife who
    completely brushes him off.
     
    "What's wrong?"  he asks.
     
    She answers:  "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for
    one little weenie?"


    Category:Men
    Women
    Marriage
    Rated-PG
    Bad

    Description:As big as a Barbecue!
    Date Added:03/24/2004