Mocha Bear's
Favorite Site
(White and Nerdy)
    Joke...

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.  Both were very faithful and
    loving wives, however, they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Bacardi
    Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
    cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
    off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
    pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
    down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
    wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
    and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband
    and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
    worst........... my wife came home with no panties!!"

    "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to
    her ass that said.....

    'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'


    Category:Women
    Alcohol
    Great
    Rated-PG

    Description:Girls Night Out
    Date Added:10/14/2005