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    Golf Is Good For You

    A man walking in the city was accosted by a particularly dirty and
    shabby bum, who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took
    two dollars out of his pocket, and asked, "If I gave you this money, would
    you take it and buy whiskey?"
    "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
    "Would you really use it to gamble?"
    "I don't gamble- I need anything I can get just to stay alive."
    "Would you use the money for greens fees at a golf course?"
    "Are you nuts? I haven't played golf for 20 years!"
    The man said, "I'm not going to give you $2.00. Instead, I'm going
    to bring you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
    doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell lousy."
    The man replied, "That's, OK- I just want her to see what a man looks
    like who's given up drinking, gambling and playing golf!"




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    Description:Golf Is Good For You
    Date Added:10/02/2002



Golf Is Good For You

A man walking in the city was accosted by a particularly dirty and
shabby bum, who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took
two dollars out of his pocket, and asked, "If I gave you this money, would
you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Would you really use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble- I need anything I can get just to stay alive."
"Would you use the money for greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you nuts? I haven't played golf for 20 years!"
The man said, "I'm not going to give you $2.00. Instead, I'm going
to bring you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell lousy."
The man replied, "That's, OK- I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up drinking, gambling and playing golf!"