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A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He
notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to
him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask
how you got yours?"
The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the biggest breasts I'd ever seen was behind the counter. So, instead of
saying ' I'd like a
ticket to Pittsburgh', I said, ' I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'. she
socked me one".
The other guy answers; "Mine was a tongue twister accident, too...I was at
the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: 'Please pour me a bowl
of Wheaties'. But I accidentally said: 'You ruined my life, you F#!@ing
bitch' ."
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| Category: | Adult
Great
Rated-PG
Sex
Men
Women |
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| Description: | Going to Pittsburgh |
| Date Added: | 04/30/2001 |
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